着鞋不着袜，做人唔方老实。
相由心生，逢系衣着粗疏，做人处事必定大意。
还笋过猪肉焖竹笋。
小数怕长计(积少成多)，省钱最实际。
人才不出众，说话得要玲珑。
眼宽肚窄 (肚子饱眼睛不饱)
夫妻本是同林鸟，大难临头 各自飞。
错就要认，打就要企 定。
AQ : 面对逆境的承受能力
三心两意：
开心：老公拼搏
担心：老公熬病
痛心：老公辛苦
爱意/钟意 ：上进又有斗心
满意：给你一百分，给足十个Like.
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Tuesday, 2 July 2013
Sunday, 26 May 2013
Disadvantages Of Being A Man.
Disadvantages Of Being A Man.
1. You work your entire life making
money just to get a wife.
2. You have to act tough no matter your
fears.
3. After buying a ring, you'll need a
woman to confirm whether you get
married or not.
4. You spend millions to make your
wedding a success,and your wife takes
the glory.
5. You work extra hours after marriage.
6. You give money for house keeping and
you get to eat only dinner.
7. No matter the degree you've acquired
in education,you lose your worth if you
fail to perform in bed.
8. You work hard to make properties just
to make a will for your wife and children.
9. You spend your hard earned money to
take your children to school and when
they grow up they celebrate mothers'
day.....
HIT LIKE IF U AGREE
1. You work your entire life making
money just to get a wife.
2. You have to act tough no matter your
fears.
3. After buying a ring, you'll need a
woman to confirm whether you get
married or not.
4. You spend millions to make your
wedding a success,and your wife takes
the glory.
5. You work extra hours after marriage.
6. You give money for house keeping and
you get to eat only dinner.
7. No matter the degree you've acquired
in education,you lose your worth if you
fail to perform in bed.
8. You work hard to make properties just
to make a will for your wife and children.
9. You spend your hard earned money to
take your children to school and when
they grow up they celebrate mothers'
day.....
HIT LIKE IF U AGREE
Thursday, 23 May 2013
诗情画意
月若无恨月常园
天若有情天长晴
多情自古空余恨
无情换来一心伤
雨後的夜，寧靜的夜，晚安。
"杯里撿到一顆心。"
恍惚地面對世界，筆直地面對肚子。
生活在這個不算擁擠的城市，要這樣不必排隊拿位子、一個人＂包場＂吃飯不是難事。吃到飽飽也不必部長說的一百五。
普通，即簡單；簡單，就是美。
"因為有了瑕疵才顯出那份真實。世上任何东西都是一样。 只有最真的才是最美。"
Saturday, 18 May 2013
广东话谒后语学习时间
| 1.阿茂整饼——无果样整果样 |
| 2.白糖炒苦瓜——同甘共苦 |
| 3.半夜食黄瓜——唔知头唔尾 |
| 4.扁鼻佬戴眼镜——冇得顶 |
| 5.陈年中草药──发烂渣 |
| 6.豉油辣椒酱——你想点就点 |
| 7.豉油捞饭——整色整水 |
| 8.厨房阶砖(士油樽盖)——咸湿 |
| 9.单眼仔睇老婆——一眼睇哂 |
| 10.断柄锄头──无揸拿 |
| 11.番鬼佬月饼──闷极 |
| 12.番薯跌落灶——该煨 |
| 13.飞机打交──高斗 |
| 14.飞机火烛──烧云（销）（魂） |
| 15.非洲和尚──乞（黑）人（僧） |
| 16.肥佬着笠衫──几大就几大 |
| 17.肥婆坐屎塔──TUP TUP 撼 |
| 18.坟场发电机——电死人 |
| 19.风吹鸡蛋壳——财散人安落 |
| 20.棺材拐杖——死顶 |
| 21.棺材铺拜神──想人死 |
| 22.棺材头烧炮丈——吓死人 |
| 23.跪地喂猪乸──睇钱份上 |
| 24.海底石斑──好瘀（鱼） |
| 25.航空母舰——食水深 |
| 26.和尚担遮——无法（发）无天 |
| 27.黑白天鹅——日哦夜哦 |
| 28.黄皮树了哥──唔熟唔食 |
| 29.黄鳝上沙滩──唔死一身残 |
| 30.火烧旗杆──长叹（炭） |
| 31.火烧棺材──大叹（炭） |
| 32.火烧猪头──熟口熟面 |
| 33.苦瓜炒鸭——苦过弟弟 |
| 34.老公荷包——夫钱（肤浅） |
| 35.老公泼扇──凄（妻）凉 |
| 36.老婆担遮──阴功（公） |
| 37.老鼠尾生疮——大极都有限 |
| 38.甩柄士巴拿──得棚牙 |
| 39.落雨担遮——死挡（党） |
| 40.卖鱼佬──有声(腥)气 |
| 41.南无佬跌落屎坑──无晒符 |
| 42.牛皮灯笼──点极唔明 |
| 43.年三十晚谢灶──好做唔做 |
| 44.年晚煎堆——人有我有 |
| 45.撒路溪钱──引死人 |
| 46.三斤猪头——得把口 |
| 47.山草药──噏得就噏 |
| 48.神仙放屁——不同凡响 |
| 49.神仙过铁桥——包稳阵 |
| 50.神台猫屎──神憎鬼厌 |
| 51.生虫拐杖——靠唔住 |
| 52.生水芋头——神神地 |
| 53.屎忽窟生疮──无眼睇 |
| 54.石灰铺路——白行 |
| 55.屎坑关刀──文（闻）又唔得，武（舞）又唔得 |
| 56.屎坑石头——又臭又硬 |
| 57.湿水榄核——两头滑 |
| 58.湿水棉花──无得弹 |
| 59.十月芥菜──起晒心 |
| 60.十月蔗头——甜到尾 |
| 61.寿星公吊颈──嫌命长 |
| 62.甩头笔——唔舍(写)得 |
| 63.水兵对水手——水斗水 |
| 64.死人灯笼——报大数 |
| 65.抬棺材甩裤——失礼死人 |
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